The smartest Nigger
The Pope, a boyscout, and the smartest nigger in the world are on an airplane. The engines fail, the plane starts going down,
and there is only 2 parachutes. The smartest nigger in the world says, "Due to my extraordinarily high intelligence, I believe it
is imperative that I survive and continue to show my people the path to greatness." He grabs a parachute and jumps out of the
plane. The Pope tells the boyscout, "I am an old man and I am ready to meet God, so you may use the remaining parachute, my
son." The boyscout replies, "No, that's cool Pope, we both have parachutes because that nigger just jumped out of the plane
with my backpack."
The nigger wins the bet
There is this rich Texas rancher who has a 100 meter long swimming pool with a shark in it. He has always said if anyone could
swim from one end to the other without being eaten, he would give them either his daughter or his ranch. Well, his beautiful
daughter had gone off to art school in New York and brought a nigger classmate home to one of her Dad's big barbeques. Of
course, everyone is talking about how it is that the rancher's daughter brought a nigger there, when all of a sudden
there was a huge splash. Everyone looked, and it was the nigger swimming his black ass off with the shark hot on his trail. At
the other end of the pool the nigger threw himself out of the water and lay gasping and panting on the ground. The rancher came
up and said, "Well, shit. I am a man of my word, so do you want my ranch or my daughter?" The nigger said, " Neither, I just want
to know who pushed me into the pool."