Bush, Manmohan, Sonia and Aishwarya Travel in a Train.. Train goes thru’ a Tunnel and it gets completely Dark. Suddenly there’s a Kissing Sound and then a Violent Slap.! The train comes out of the tunnel… The Women and Manmohan are looking perplexed… Bush is bent over holding his face, which is Red from an apparent Slap… All of them remain Diplomatic and No one Says anything… Sonia thinks : “These Americans are all Crazy about Ash. Bush must have tried to Kiss Her”… Ash thinks : “Bush must have tried to Kiss Me but Kissed Sonia Instead and got Slapped”… Bush thought : “Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to Kiss Ash. She Thought it’s Me and Slapped Me”… Manmohan’s thought : “If this train Goes thru’ Another Tunnel I’ll Make Another Kissing Sound and Slap Bush Again”…